Yesterday morning my wife woke up and turned to me to tell me about the dream/nightmare she'd had.D: "It was terrible, I dreamt I was fighting Demons all night."
Me: "No kidding, I was fighting Zombies!"
D: "Really? That's so strange. We're you using Jesus' Name to protect yourself?"
Me: "No, I was using a 12 gage shotgun."
True story.
